Once upon a now in the magical village of Harefield in the county of Middlesexshire lived a beautiful Princess named Jessica. All the villagers loved Jess and Jess loved everyone. Harefield was a happy place and all was well. 

Alas Jess had been feeling poorly because of a nasty creature called Boris. Two magic  fairies who were bestest friends, Tiny Tess and Kerry Anne, wanted to show Jess how much everybody loved her and to help her beat Boris. 

They asked all the good villagers to meet up on a Saturday and hold a walk around the magical village, all dressed up as Jess’ favourite Disney characters. Many people joined in and came from far and wide to help. 

On the day hundreds of wonderful folk met at the Harefield Inn. The landlord Mr. Ho Ho Ho had opened up extra early and Martyn the part time cellarman made coffee for everyone. 

The Lord and Lady Mayor from the big city of Uxbridge came along to meet Jess and the MP for Harefield Lady Jane was there too. The Mayor made a little speech and in the style of Bob Geldof told the villagers to “Give us your f****** money” and the day began. 

The good witch Mango used her crystal ball with the high speed modem and made sure the rain held off until the walk finished at four o’clock. In the pub beer garden there was face and nail painting and even Mr. Smudger from round Ash Grove joined in and looked silly 

At the Kings Arms Aunty Paula held a magic cake sale in the garden and Jack Sparrow and some other princesses went along to play with the children. 

Big Jessy turned up on his tractor and everyone cheered him as he roared up and down the High Street. Everybody was so nice it even brought a tear to the eye of the satirical author from the upmarket Dovedale estate. 

In the evening there was a party for grown ups in the Harefield Inn and all the adults partied like it was still 1999 and were merry. It all went so well that Mr. Super Hooper and Lord Dovedale the President of Harefield United said “Well done Harefield! Now let’s do it all again next Saturday at the football club!”  

Harefield you smashed it!