Whilst all across England it is looking less and less likely that the Queen’s subjects will be able to listen to Big Ben ring out on Brexit Day, Harefieldians are planning to celebrate with a bong of their own.

Allotmenteers from the Harefield Horticultural Society are planning a bong party down on the Hill House Allotments on January 31st. Plot holder Big Ben Benjamin told the Scandal’s gardening correspondent Rusty Shears “I’m holding a bong party of me own. I’ll be firing up about six o’clock and all the old gardeners are welcome to come for a blast”.

The Harefield Ukelele Orchestra are rumoured to be performing their own style of west coast jazz punk fusion to an oompah beat naked and hippies from the Harvil Road Peace Camp have been invited along for face painting, dance and mime.

Committee member Old Pete muttered “I ‘opes someone remembers the munchies this time. Last time we ‘ad one of these dos on VE Day no one brought any and in the morning all me fucking carrots ‘ad gorn!”

Old Pete “All me fucking carrots ‘ad gorn!”